New year, same Timbers
We’re back to discuss the Portland Timbers’ underwhelming vibes at the start of this 2023 MLS season. Topics include set piece defending, Evander, CCL, the World Cup, and other random crap.
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"Moments within moments": Paul Rothrock comes on early, anchors hectic opening three points for Sounders
It was an odd journey, especially in the first half, but three points and a clean sheet is three points and a clean sheet. Oh, and Paul Rothrock is still Paulie Primetime.
Welcome to The Rose City Breakdown!
The Rose City Breakdown Episode 10:00/3298.41× 2026 is truly a momentous year for women's sports in the Rose City. 2026 also marks the first year where the state and city will have three professional women's sports teams: Portland Thorns (NWSL), Portland Fire (WNBA)
An Exercise in Bricklaying
Two years ago, the Portland Timbers defeated the Colorado Rapids 4-1 in their season opener at Providence Park. Last year, the Portland Timbers lost to the Vancouver Whitecaps by the same scoreline in their season opener at Providence Park. Like both of their previous season openers at Phil Neville, tonight’
Portland Timbers-Columbus Crew Preview (2/21/26)
Big occasions demand proper attire. You cannot show up to a wedding in sweatpants. There’s an official uniform for college graduations, as freshly-minted graduates don caps and robes to walk across a large stage to collect their diplomas. Providence Park is no stranger to the latter event, having hosted