New year, same Timbers
We’re back to discuss the Portland Timbers’ underwhelming vibes at the start of this 2023 MLS season. Topics include set piece defending, Evander, CCL, the World Cup, and other random crap.
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A Sign of the Times
The Portland Timbers knew that their first 13 games of 2026 were utterly unacceptable. They had one chance to end this run of futility and enter the World Cup break on a high note. Instead, they lost 3-1 to the San Jose Earthquakes at Providence Park. Recap It only took
Portland Timbers-San Jose Earthquakes Preview (5/23/26)
The Portland Timbers knew that they were going to run a gauntlet before the MLS season took a pause before the World Cup. Several known quantities (Vancouver, LAFC, Miami) littered their schedule before the break, with many predicting that Portland would have some rough sailing during this portion of the
Portland Thorns and Angel City Produce Scoreless Draw at Providence Park
By Brooke Neiman
Conquista-Don't
Tonight, the Portland Timbers lost 2-0 to Inter Miami. In doing so, they allowed the Herons to taste victory for the first time at their new home. A 2-0 loss is the most common result for the Portland Timbers in 2026, with most of their prior 2-0 defeats occurring directly