The Rule of Nine

The Rule of Nine
Cover photo credit to Brent Angelo/Cascadia FC.

The regular season home finale is supposed to be fun. In the previous four years, it’s been synonymous with disappointment and humiliation for the Portland Timbers.

Two teams celebrated humongous wins that clinched the top spot in the Western Conference. One of them (LAFC) lifted the Supporters’ Shield. A Texas team had to rely on an all-time goalkeeping performance to shut out the Timbers. The other Texas team showed up in 2023, at the peak of their powers and fresh off an Open Cup win, and beat Portland silly 3-1. Those 2023 Timbers needed to win that game to get into the playoffs.

And to close out the 2026 season at home, the soccer gods offered them Houston again. While not as dynamic as their 2023 peak, tonight’s version of the Dynamo offered a different kind of test. The Timbers would have to pass it, because they could complete a full reversal of their circumstances from two and a half weeks ago. The opportunity to control their own destiny was waiting.

So the Portland Timbers opted to do the unthinkable: win a high stakes game after every result they needed had gone their way. On a chilly Sunday night, the Timbers honored their 100-year-old home with a signature win. That scoreline from 2023? Completely reversed. The Portland Timbers, with this 3-1 win against the Houston Dynamo, have risen to 8th place in the Western Conference table. The Timbers have played 3 games in the past week. They scored 3 goals in each one. And they’ve secured their first 9-point week since September 2023.

Recap

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The first 15 minutes featured one shot.

Before I go into further detail, the stakes for both sides must be laid out. Portland’s were obvious. They entered tonight’s match in a fight for a playoff berth, and they needed to win in order to put themselves in the best possible situation for Decision Day. Houston did not need a win as much as the Timbers did, but they were still fighting for a top-4 spot in the West. The Dynamo were fine with running back the same gameplan that they used to beat Seattle on Wednesday: sit deep, take the air out of the game, and try to convert their best chances.

That plan was nearly thrown into the garbage can in the 10th minute. Kristoffer Velde sent a perfect cross to Vincent Janssen at the back post, but the Dutchman’s header flew over the goal. Janssen had slipped past his marker to get to that spot, but couldn’t get the final touch down. That’s been a familiar theme for Portland over the past couple months. Immediately, some worry began to fill the stadium.

Houston got their first shot in the 30th minute. By then, all the worry was gone because the Timbers were winning.

The 25th minute was incredibly eventful. First, James Pantemis caught a hopeful ball into the box from Agustin Bouzat. He quickly rolled it to Ronald Hernandez, and the Timbers got into position to begin an attack. Jose Caicedo got the move started by playing a direct pass to Janssen’s feet. The Dutchman tried to flick the ball to David Da Costa, but a well-timed challenge from Agustin Resch jarred the ball loose. Janssen won it back and moved it to Velde. The Norwegian winger chipped a pass into the box for Da Costa, who met it with a hopeful chip of his own. Unfortunately, Houston goalkeeper Blake Gillingham (who was pressed into an emergency start after nominal starter Jonathan Bond was a late scratch) made himself big and denied Portuguese Dave.

But the Timbers have a new tool that they’ve become more comfortable with using: the counterpress. Houston tried to start a counterattack of their own, but Lyle Foster was held up on the right wing by Ian Smith. That intervention forced a backpass, which quickly ended up on Eric Izoita’s foot after another good challenge. Da Costa recovered the ball, smoothly created some space, and found Janssen in the middle of the field. A quick turn created even more space, so Janssen attempted to find Velde on the left side of the box. However, Velde willingly overran the ball to create a dummy for an overlapping Portuguese Dave to latch onto. He took a couple touches into the box before using his weaker left foot to roof the ball past Gillingham and give Portland their desired 1-0 lead.

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Could the floodgates open? No, they couldn’t. Houston kept sitting on the ball and forced a corner kick in the 30th minute when Ibrahim Aliyu’s shot was blocked and rolled out of bounds (that’s Houston’s first shot of the game). However, the ensuing corner kick turned into a roller coaster.

Mateusz Bogusz’s 30th-minute delivery found the head of Resch, but the ball traveled backwards instead of forwards. Ariel Lassiter immediately turned and played a long ball for Velde to begin the counter. Velde dribbled forward and attempted to return the ball to Lassiter once they reached the final third, but the pass was mishit and easily intercepted. Houston tried to spring a counter of their own through Bogusz, but Smith made an excellent tackle to regain possession and nullify the threat. Otherwise, the status quo remained. That didn’t stop the Timbers from continuing to knock on the door.

Joel Waterman wanted the Timbers to score again. So he played an outstanding long ball to Velde in the 37th minute. The Norwegian winger received the ball in stride, deleted a defender, but couldn’t get the finish under control as it blazed over the bar. Unfortunate.

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Houston had a chance before halftime, but Lawrence Ennali’s 45+2’ effort got blocked by Ronald Hernandez and looped over the bar for a corner kick. The halftime whistle blew soon after, with the Timbers holding onto their 1-0 lead and outshooting Houston 8-4. None of the Dynamo’s shots were on target.

The Timbers were attacking again two minutes into the second half. Lassiter drove forward through the middle and fired a shot from outside the box, but it rolled into Gillingham’s gloves. The status quo from the first half remained, until a sliding-doors moment occurred in the 65th minute.

Bogusz, Houston’s only available DP due to Guilherme’s absence, carried the ball into the box but was felled by a Cole Bassett tackle. While the Polish forward lay on the ground protesting to the referee, the Timbers saw blood in the water. Bassett found Lassiter, who squared the ball to Janssen. The Dutch striker used the referee as a screen and launched a long ball into space for Velde.

The Norwegian’s run began within his own half, and he left Houston’s two rest defenders in the dust as he raced towards goal with only Gillingham to beat. Velde picked his spot and smashed it home. 2-0 Portland, 65th minute.

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Lucas Halter was the center back tasked with making sure a play like that couldn’t happen. He was ball-watching on Janssen’s pass, and would be angry about it for the rest of the game. We’ll see more of that frustration later. The Dynamo are about to get a goal back. And this deficit-halving strike was gifted to them by the Timbers.

In the 71st minute, Portland attempted to play out from the back on a goalkick. Smith’s centering pass found Caicedo, who tried to play an ambitious pass back up the middle with his first touch. This pass found the feet of Diadie Samassekou, who immediately found Duncan McGuire on the edge of the box. Instead of dribbling forward, he squared it to Bouzat, who fired a shot against the grain to the far post and made it 2-1. It would be Houston’s only shot on target of the night.

Bouzat would celebrate this goal by immediately running over to the touchline to taunt Velde. Odd choice. More on that later. Maybe this response provoked something in Portland, who are all too familiar with being unable to respond to concessions. A third goal was absolutely necessary. So far, they’d created one goal from the counterpress and one goal from the counter. How about a set piece strike to complete a pretty tasty variety pack?

Da Costa lined up over a corner kick in the 78th minute and sent an inswinging delivery towards the six-yard-box. Normally, any goalkeeper would be able to claim this. But Gillingham, despite being a solid shot-stopper, was no match for a burly Vinny. Janssen darted in front of him and headed the ball into an empty net to reestablish Portland’s two-goal lead. 3-1 Timbers, 78th minute. Stellar.

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Would you be surprised to learn that Halter was responsible for marking Janssen on this corner kick? He just allowed the Dutchman to ghost in front of his goalkeeper and nod the ball into an empty net. Surely this wouldn’t cause any more frustration from the already steaming Brazilian center back.

In the 88th minute, Halter got his head on a corner kick to the back post. He nodded it to Bouzat, who crumpled to the ground after being unable to win a header. The ball fell to Halter again, who took a clumsy swing at the ball and knocked it into the hands of Pantemis. Halter fell to the ground after the “shot” due to a closedown challenge from Waterman. This did nothing to stop the play. Pantemis threw it to Alexander Aravena, who dribbled into the final third before slipping a pass to an overlapping Bassett. The ball was immediately returned to the Chilean, who fired a low shot that Gillingham easily smothered. Drat.

Our next incident of note takes place in the 8th minute of second-half stoppage time. Velde was carrying the ball into the middle of the field before taking a pretty blatant elbow from the still-boiling Halter. The Norwegian went to the ground, and referee Drew Fischer played advantage. Omir Fernandez took advantage of that, uh, advantage by firing a shot into the North End. Houston recycled the ball off of the resulting goalkick, and the final whistle blew shortly thereafter. Upon the conclusion of the match, Halter made a beeline for Velde where the two traded some choice words. Houston was defeated and angry, and the Timbers were victorious and confident.

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Control

Prior to kickoff, one refrain was cycling through my mind: “This game is going to piss me off.” Based on Houston’s display of time-wasting, flopping, and other nonsense up in Seattle, it was fair for me to assume that the Timbers would be in for a similar experience.

But when the final whistle blew, I savored the fact that this game was relatively stress-free. The Timbers were going to score a goal, and they were probably going to score again. It just felt like a game that they were going to win, and they were able to follow through on that gut feeling. How was this accomplished?

Graphic credit to @mlsstat.bsky.social.

Let’s begin with Exhibit A: the average field position map. Throughout Marti Cifuentes’ tenure, the 4-3-3 has remained the same but the positions were spread out all over the place. Usually two distinct triangles would form on the left and right with a ton of space in the center for the CDM to cover all by himself. The triangles still exist, but each of them has a different purpose.

The left-sided triangle was the “direct” triangle. Technically, it can be considered a rhombus or diamond. That’s because Waterman (the LCB) was vitally important tonight with his long balls down the wing or down the channel. Those passes were usually looking for Velde, and usually found the Norwegian in space to run at defenders. Portland wasn’t playing for patience when they attacked down the left. They wanted to move the ball quickly and effectively.

The same could be said for the right-sided triangle, but it only became more direct when Fernandez, Aravena, and Joao Ortiz entered the game after the 80th minute. Fresher legs contributed to this fact. But with Hernandez, Izoita, and Lassiter, the right-sided triangle was much more content to be patient with the opportunities that they got. Lassiter would often spring direct left-sided attacks as well. Positionally balanced, but tactically unbalanced. And it worked superbly!

Graphic credit to @mlsstat.bsky.social.

Exhibit B tells another story too. Portland’s counterpress continues to get better week after week. All of those squares are ball recoveries. Per my count, the Timbers tallied 15 recoveries in Houston’s half tonight. Some of those were clearance recoveries, yes, but Portland’s left side did a fantastic job in the counterpress. So when you put these two maps together, what does it tell you?

The Timbers were in control from the opening kickoff. Every threatening Houston counterattack was nullified. Getting the ball off of a Portland player was a serious challenge for the Dynamo. If the Timbers lost the ball, they’d simply win it back or drop deeper into a defensive block. Cifuentes is finding the balance between stepping and dropping, and tonight’s game was further proof of concept. Isn’t it refreshing when the ideas you’ve wanted to see implemented click to this degree?

Domination/Duels/Other Fun Stats

This is the obligatory Box Tilt/Duels section, but I want to start off with a different stat. Let’s look at cross accuracy for a brief second.

A couple weeks ago, I mentioned that the Timbers are amongst the top crossing teams in the league by volume. They’ve ranked in the top 5 throughout the season in terms of crosses attempted. But their crossing accuracy was the worst in MLS. They’ve been reversing that trend over the past week. Tonight, they attempted 18 crosses and completed 8 of them for a 44% mark. That’s excellent. And against a team that threw a nasty low block at them!

Because the Timbers were so successful at moving the ball, the box tilt battle was a very easy Portland victory. They had a 20-7 advantage at halftime and a 17-9 second half brought the total to 37-16. The Jets have lost two games to the Patriots by that exact scoreline. Finally, a 37-16 I can celebrate.

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I don’t need to say anything about this. Just admire it.

Player Ratings

James Pantemis: 8.4

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This was the best command game I’ve seen from Pantemis in a while. He was constantly making the right decisions whenever a ball came into his box. In addition, the Canadian shot-stopper was fantastic when it came to setting the tempo. If the moment called for it, he’d slow down the play. But he’d also take advantage and spring counterattacks with his throws or ground passes. It wasn’t a perfect evening because he failed to save the lone shot on target he faced. However, performances like that will go a long way in contract negotiations. Is it possible that he played his final game at Providence Park tonight? I hope not.

Ronald Hernandez: 7

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Here’s one stat to describe Ronnie the Right Back’s performance: he made 5 clearances, and 4 of them were aerial.

If Pantemis had his best game command-wise, Hernandez had his best game as a Timber in the air. The final action of the first half was Hernandez going down in the box before recovering to block a shot. Make that 7 consecutive full 90s for Ronnie the Right Back. I think he’ll be the starting right back during the sprint season. And no one should have a problem with that.

Finn Surman: Back To Back

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Equaling a Diego Valeri record in 2026 is always noteworthy. Winning the Supporters’ Player of the Year in consecutive seasons is a hell of an accomplishment. And Surman’s performances throughout the season have been worthy of a second straight belt.

He had to shake off some rust in the early goings of tonight’s game, but his quiet excellence was back as his sharpness increased. His defending and passing took a backseat to his center back partner, but he did everything that he needed to do. There was some anguish as his 90+2’ header sailed over the goal. Eventually he’ll get a log slab.

But that assumption is still in doubt as the offseason approaches. He has a contract option for 2027, but a player of his caliber needs a full extension. I do not envy the decision that he has to make. It’s clear that he absolutely loves being here, but the allure of Europe is very, uh, alluring. If he goes, it’s understandable. If that extension is signed, it’s a Ned Grabavoy masterclass. Two very clear options, not counting the one that will absolutely be triggered the second the final whistle blows on Portland’s season. But with Surman recovered from the MCL sprain, the Timbers will have plenty of soccer left to play in 2026. Thank God.

Joel Waterman: 9.3

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Man of the Match was a hotly contested award yesterday. A case could be made for several starters. Waterman is our first nominee, and his case is buoyed by a stunning catalogue of passes.

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Shades of Geno Smith to AD Mitchell against the Raiders. DIME.

Cifuentes saw Waterman on Chicago’s bench, pointed at him and said “I want you.” His decision to bring the Canadian center back to the club has looked more and more shrewd with every passing game. There’s a chance that the Waterman-Surman battery is Portland’s starting center back tandem during the sprint season. He defends with his hair on fire (literally, he’s a redhead) and he’s Portland’s best passer from the back since Liam Ridgewell. Neither of those statements are hyperbolic.

Ian Smith: 9

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Jimer Fory got a concussion against St. Louis. Smith had to fill in for him tonight in a must-win game. What followed was Smith’s best performance in a Timbers shirt.

The concern was palpable in the 18th minute when Smith was booked for a yellow-card worthy challenge on Ennali. It was his second foul of the game. He wouldn’t commit another foul for the remainder of the game.

Clean excellence was the phrase I’m choosing to describe his performance. He made several huge tackles and effortlessly linked with Velde on the left. Smith is older than Surman, his best friend on the team. Despite only being a MLS player for two seasons, he plays with a maturity beyond his relative inexperience. A home run of a draft pick, and a heck of a player.

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Jose Caicedo: 7.4

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I am not going to be mean to Caicedo because of the giveaway that led to Houston’s goal. Cifuentes took accountability for that in the post-game. So I have to listen to the coach. That play didn’t even upset me that much. It’s too much of a team-wide issue to fully lay at a single player’s feet.

Caicedo’s first half was too stellar to ignore. He’s been one of the slower starters on the team this season, usually needing approximately 15-20 minutes to get going (interesting). Tonight, he was locked in from the first minute. Do you remember all those high recoveries from the defensive actions map? The Colombian midfielder was responsible for a large number of them. With Izoita (and later Bassett) dropping in alongside him to provide defensive support, Caicedo was free to become a heat-seeking missile. 

Eric Izoita: 8.1

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For the record: Izoita took one shot, didn’t create a single chance, only played one pass into the final third, and only tallied one defensive action. So why is his rating so high?

Maybe there’s some homegrown bias. Perhaps. But one of Cifuentes' 8s is not only tasked with ball progression and contributing around the box. They have to defend too. And Izoita was outstanding against the ball tonight.

Tone-setting doesn’t just require a yellow card. One of the tougher adaptations for younger midfielders revolves around defending. Tonight, Izoita won 7/8 duels and made 3 ball recoveries, including the one you just watched. This is the type of defensive performance that secures starting spots in the sprint season. Izoita 73 jerseys will be flying off the shelves in the offseason, if they aren’t already. He’s one of our own.

David Da Costa: 9

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Portuguese Dave took two shots tonight. After getting stuffed in the 25th minute, he decided to slam one home in the 25th minute. Awesome.

That goal brought his season tally to 7g/9a in 29 games. When Leagues Cup is added, those numbers increase to 8g/11a. It’s the most productive season of his career. How much do those personal stats matter to him? “I’m happy to help the team. The stats are personal, but they’re for the team. And now we need to think about the next game.”

He opened his post-match presser with a simple quote that spoke volumes. “It’s very good to see my teammates play like that.” Da Costa was at the center of several brilliant attacking sequences tonight, but he’s not going to pat himself on the back. His teammates were the first people that he praised after tonight’s outstanding win. And he knows that Portland’s job isn’t finished either: “We need to respect the adversary and we need to go for it and win the game.”

Portuguese Dave was hobbled during last year’s playoffs. He’s fully healthy now and nearing the peak of his powers. The rest of the Western Conference needs to watch out.

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Ariel Lassiter: 8

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My heart hurts for Lassiter, who earned my vote for Supporters’ Player of the Year. His installation at right wing after the World Cup break has single-handedly kept the team’s postseason hopes alive. And he responded to this positional change and increased responsibility like a true professional: tallying the most productive season of his career.

The Costa Rican winger was pretty solid going forward tonight, but his defending was the star of his performance. He won second ball after second ball outside of both boxes, and was hell-bent on turning those possession wins into attacks. In addition, he won 4/6 duels and covered a ton of ground from box to box. 

Kristoffer Velde: Not Killed or Murdered

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I cede the floor to Portuguese Dave: “He’s a very good guy outside of the pitch, but when you are his adversary, wow, you want to kill him.”

There is certainly a case to be made that Velde is the most widely-hated player in the league not named Lionel Messi. And he’s earned that label because he plays like a villain. Which is a role that he is 100% willing to embrace. “You need one player like him on the team,” was the final quote from Da Costa about his fellow DP.

Tonight, Velde victimized the entire Houston team. I’ve never seen a player go out of his way to specifically taunt another player during a goal celebration before, especially on a celebration that cut his team’s deficit in half. Did Velde earn all of this unnecessary peacocking? Maybe! But by singling himself out for scorn, he provided the platform for his teammates to shine.

Let’s go through the past three games in terms of how many shots Velde has taken. He only attempted 4 against Charlotte, 3 against St. Louis, and 2 tonight. As the shot volume decreases, the level of the team has been raised. Even his own teammates admit how much they want to kill him. But Portland’s recent success can be directly correlated to the selflessness of their centerpiece rage-baiter.

A Velde Meter will probably arrive in the coming weeks, with the extremes set as “Kill Him” and “Kill For Him” based on the reactions of opposing players and teammates. Nights like tonight are examples of the latter. But there is a price to being a generational wind-up merchant. As Janssen explained post-game, the emotional reaction to his unparalleled ability to anger the opposition can also affect his teammates. “As long as he keeps doing what he’s doing, man, we’re all happy so we’ll let him do his thing. And when he goes a little too far, we try to help him…So as long as he keeps doing what he’s doing, he can do that.”

But I have to tie this back to how Janssen began his brief monologue on the actions of his teammate. “At home games, the fans are really helping him a lot.” There were numerous times throughout tonight’s game that Velde would raise his arms to the crowd. He’s fully aware of the power he possesses. The vast majority of people who filled Providence Park’s seats tonight fall into the “Kill For Him” category on the Velde Meter. He’s a one-man wrecking crew with an entire army at his back, who wait for his command to rain additional noise down onto the field. That power needs to be channeled into goals and assists while also keeping the same level of shithousery. When that balance is struck, Portland’s resident demon sends opponents to the deepest depths of hell.

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Vincent Janssen: 9.5

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The counter to Velde’s fire is Janssen’s team-first lunchpail mentality. The fire shows up in Janssen’s game, but it is strictly confined to the domain between the whistles. He tallied 1g/2a tonight, and each of those contributions were excellent.

But I’d like to talk about two moments that don’t pop out on the stat sheet. In the 41st minute, with one assist already on the books, he tracked back halfway across the field to secure a loose ball on the touchline that Ennali couldn’t control. He is a striker. He doesn’t need to do that. Doesn’t matter. He saw an opportunity to regain possession and he pounced on the opportunity.

The other moment occurred in the 60th minute. He was shoved from behind by Resch and took a little bit of time to get back to his feet. Once he got up, he was noticeably limping. The ball went out of play, and Janssen returned to the ground as Fischer returned to the scene of the crime to award Resch a yellow card. Less than a minute later, Bassett was standing on the touchline waiting to come on. I thought that Janssen would be getting the hook here due to the hard shove and rough landing. But it was Izoita’s turn to exit instead.

Janssen responded by contributing 1g/1a in the next 20 minutes of game time before getting the inevitable substitution in the 83rd minute. I’m always impressed by the physical strength and mental fortitude it takes to rebound from a challenge like that. Janssen talked about it like it was just a part of the job. “It happens, man. I’ve kicked some defenders, defenders kick me, it’s just a part of the game. I appreciate it, honestly. For me, you give and receive a kick sometimes. I like it.”

That mental fortitude must not apply to the kicks he gives and receives. But the other aspect of mental fortitude was also on display tonight. Janssen’s missed chance in the 10th minute was objectively poor. But he must have resolved not to miss another header in such a perfect spot. So when that corner kick came swinging into the box in the 78th minute, he was in the best possible position to ensure that it couldn’t be missed. What a player. There are times when he just goes supernova, and it’s nearly impossible to contain him. The Timbers’ ceiling rises exponentially when Janssen is at his best. As the playoffs approach, the Dutch striker is ready for the challenge. And he’s ready to lead his teammates into the inferno.

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Cole Bassett: 7.1

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Bassett was the first player off the bench, and his introduction immediately brought more directness to Portland’s right side. It appeared that every single action was committed with the intent to drive the team forward, from every tackle to every pass. The only pass he misplaced (10/11) was an attempted through ball to Janssen that would have set up the Dutch striker with a 1v1 with Gillingham. There’s a lot to like about super-sub Bassett, and there’s still a lot to like about starter Bassett. It’s no coincidence that the team’s results have started to turn as the directness of the side increases.

Alexander Aravena: 6.9

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One good shot on target and another great cross to the back post for Surman to hypothetically add the 4th goal. I remain convinced that his off-ball movement is among the best on the team. Despite the catalogued shortcomings with the final shot or pass, something has to be said about how often he finds himself in dangerous positions with the ball at his feet. As Portland’s first forward off the bench, he’s able to take advantage of defenses who have already had to deal with the Timbers’ established attacking threats. More space for him equals more goal involvements.

Omir Fernandez: 6.5

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Fernandez was a downfield outlet tonight, and only touched the ball 5 times. One of those touches was a pretty bad miss in the 8th minute of second-half stoppage time. I liked the energy he brought to the game, but I think he might be miscast as an emergency right winger. 

Joao Ortiz: 8

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Ortiz was on the field for 10 minutes. And he was absolutely electric. I stood up in the pressbox in the 90+2' when Ortiz made a huge tackle and immediately drove forward to launch a long ball for Aravena. Gillingham got to it first, but that's the kind of intent that I love seeing from the Ecuadorian midfielder. He’s going to score a goal eventually. Over the past couple of games, he’s come so close. He’s due.

Diego Chara: YELLOW CARD!

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Let’s set the stage for one of the most unlikely occurrences in any soccer game across the entire history of the sport.

This was Chara’s first home game since announcing his plan to retire at the end of the sprint season. Naturally, his introduction in the 90th minute was met with a complete wall of cheers. The entire crowd held their breath for his first involvement. It began in the second minute of stoppage time.

Naturally, this action had to involve the two players on the pitch who represented the extremes of the age spectrum. 16-year-old Matthew Arana was carrying the ball, and 40-year-old Diego Chara was running him down. Fischer was tracking the play with his whistle in his mouth and a hand on his shirt pocket. As both players kept battling each other for the ball, it was the 40-year-old captain who came out on top.

This seemingly legitimate ball win was immediately whistled by Fischer. He had already made up his mind from the second the battle was engaged. Diego Chara was going to pay for this challenge by getting a yellow card. What followed was the complete opposite of normalcy. Fischer raised the card into the air, and was met with a roar of applause from the crowd.

This might be the only crowd-pleasing yellow card that has ever existed. Fischer knew what the audience wanted. So he catered to the fans and gave them one last Diego Chara yellow card at home in 2026. This play would have never been worthy of a booking. By all rights, the stadium should have been furious. But it didn’t matter. This yellow card got a similar crowd reaction to some of the goals that the Timbers scored tonight. He is Diego Chara. He is the ageless captain. And he is the only person on planet Earth that can receive this kind of ovation for a purposeful refereeing mistake. There is only one Diego Chara. And there will never be another.

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Coach Rating: 9

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After guiding the Timbers to their first 9-point week since September 2023, the head coach was steady and unshaken. Portland’s previous head coaches would allow their press conference demeanor to be dictated by the night’s result. But Marti Cifuentes has had to remain calm and collected even as Portland’s recent winless streak reached 7 games. He knew that the team could go on a run like this. Their key performance indicators (as well as a multitude of underlying numbers) were bang on the money. They simply weren’t getting the bounce of the ball or covering enough for the inevitable defensive error. Those stat sheets were not the product of a coach feeling the desperation of a seemingly endless run of games without a win. They were the creation of a coach who knew that staying on the path was going to bear fruit sooner rather than later.

“It’s very easy for me to come in here now after three wins in a row, four games undefeated, and say that the team is doing great. When we were 7 games in a row without a win, I was saying that the team was improving game-by-game. It’s true that in some games, for instance, San Jose first half was no good. But overall, the team was taking steps. And now, I see a team that more understands the concepts, the way we want to play.”

Yep. “We still need to improve in a lot of things. I would like to press higher, I would like to defend better and even higher. I want to be more clinical in the way we build up. So there is a lot of things that the guys know, and that’s why at this moment of the season you cannot stop. Today is the moment to be happy, but we need to keep growing.”

When he first arrived at the club, Cifuentes was very clear about trying to find the balance between his desired system and also adapting to the players at his disposal. He’s found a way to make Neville’s disastrous 4-2-4 pressing structure into a funnel by tightening the lines and dropping one of his 8s into a double pivot. It’s the sheer competency in simplicity that shines the brightest. Solidity becomes the platform for the attackers to work their magic. And despite the suboptimal run throughout September and into early October, the players never dropped their heads. “During these games that we were not able to win, the players kept working at a really high level every day at the training facility. They kept believing on what we are trying to build.”

After the Galaxy loss, it appeared that Portland’s playoff hopes were dead in the water. They needed to find a way to get the right bounce of the ball. “The ball is just falling our way right now,” Janssen said after the game. Let’s see where their own hard work combined with the fortunate bounces have taken the Timbers as Decision Day looms.

Table Time

Your Portland Timbers are the hottest team in the Western Conference. And they caught fire by beating three top-five playoff teams in both conferences in the span of eight days. They now enter Decision Day in a familiar situation: with their destiny fully in their hands. RSL and Colorado suffered brutal losses to San Jose and Chicago, respectively. The Rapids maintain a 1-point lead over their Rocky Mountain rivals, which was definitely due to their scoreless draw in Portland two weeks ago. Minnesota has performed a semi-resurrection courtesy of a 6-game unbeaten streak. A 3-1 win in Los Angeles has locked LAFC into the 6th spot and sent the Black-and-Gold into a spiral. The Galaxy thumped a morose Austin team 4-1 in Carson to climb into 7th place. That Austin team, whose season is already over, will graciously host the Timbers next weekend.

But the best story remains the struggles of the team up north. Seattle lost to Houston on Wednesday, and needed some form of result in Vancouver to keep their playoff destiny in their hands. Those Sounders, who had ripped off 4 straight wins to crown a 9-game unbeaten streak born out of the ashes of their glorious 13-game winless run, have seen the struggle bus appear once again. It wasn’t enough for the Timbers to beat them 5-1 in their own building back in July. The Whitecaps had another gift in store for them. Jesper Sorensen’s squad has ripped the Western Conference apart during his two years in charge with an efficiency that is nearly historic. But even a new genre of innovators still needs to take a page out of someone else’s book occasionally.

The first 10 minutes decided the game. But the need to pay tribute to their Cascadian rivals was on the forefront of Vancouver’s mind. 5-1 is such a rare scoreline in soccer. Most teams go years without being on the wrong end of such a thorough beatdown. Certainly not the Seattle Sounders, who have been a model of consistency throughout Brian Schmetzer’s reign. The Whitecaps, who are still precariously holding onto their home, needed to drive the stake through Seattle’s cold and stinky heart one last time. 

The 2026 Seattle Sounders are pioneers in innovation. They have lost two games by the score of 5-1 this year. Both of these destructive defeats were authored by their biggest rivals. You absolutely have to hand it to them. 5eatt1e is now an immortal club that can be used by their northern and southern enemies. They are surrounded by 5-1. It is who they are now. A true blessing. May they never stop delighting those who count on them to push the boundaries of what can be done on a soccer field.

That eye-wateringly beautiful result has dropped the Sounders to 10th place in the Western Conference. I’m not going through the Decision Day scenarios right now. But they need a win and some help to climb back into the playoffs. We’re so close to the funniest possible outcome. It’s on the horizon. Can you also taste it?

Final Whistle

Photo credit to Brent Angelo/Cascadia FC.

And the Portland Timbers were able to author another spectacular performance in a high-stakes game to completely reverse the roles that were seemingly already decided for them two-and-a-half weeks ago. This entire season has been filled with 10 different roller coasters, each of them marked by defined turning points.

A 3-2 loss in Vancouver was the first domino to fall. The 2-0 loss in Salt Lake sealed Phil Neville’s fate. A 3-1 loss to San Jose sent the Timbers into the World Cup break with concern about the near future and a pitiful 13th place spot in the Western Conference table. Jack Cassidy arrived and beat Seattle twice to send the vibes back to cloud nine. Cifuentes took the reins and struggled through some clear growing pains. The 2-0 loss in Carson seemed to be the death knell. It appeared that the Timbers would not get their chance in the playoffs.

And then it all clicked again. One last-gasp game winner from Aravena resuscitated the Timbers. They channeled their momentum into ruining a party in St. Louis, which fully got the roller coaster in motion. And now, with their first regular-season home finale victory since 2021 easily secured against Houston, the cycle has reset. “We’re so back.”

That cycle has been put through the wringer this year. “It’s over” was the preseason setting after David Ayala was sold to Miami (yes, that happened this year, I know). It flipped between “we’re back,” “it’s over,” and “it’s so over” throughout the Apertura. Cassidy’s legendary Seattle victories kept the arrow pointed at “we’re so back” throughout the summer. The shine of those wins began to fade in the fall, but “it’s so over” wasn’t reached again until that Galaxy loss. No other team in the West is entering Decision Day with this much momentum.

And tonight’s win was a much-needed moment for Providence Park during the 100th anniversary of the beloved Cathedral. Its power was harnessed by the players multiple times, and even once in dubious but forgivable fashion by the referee. It hasn’t felt this good since the summer. And there’s reason to believe that the good feelings will continue into next weekend and beyond.

But part of those good feelings do not concern the immediate present. For the first time in a long time, it appears that the future of the club is in good hands. And a bright future feels certain for the first time in ages. A homegrown midfielder who rose through the ranks of the academy has taken a starting role by the horns. The slight improvements on the margins of the system have been made and continue to be worked on. A boatload of cap space is set to open up in the winter, finally providing the squad with the necessary additions to take an already talented roster into one that is worthy of contention for trophies. But the Timbers still have to answer one question for their fans: is this still an ascent or is it the peak?

MLS is still one of the most difficult leagues in the world. No game, even against an eliminated opponent with an interim head coach in a stadium where the Timbers have seen recent success will be easy. But these Timbers have just dedicated a week to the number 9. Nine points and nine goals to rise above the dreaded 9th place and a certain trip away from home for the Wild Card Game. They need this building and the people within it, maybe more than any other MLS team who has a chance of making the postseason. As I mulled around the stadium after my media obligations and wondered whether or not it would be the last time I would be here in 2026 (in addition to missing a sitter in front of a wide open net), the mantra was born: “We have to come back.”

Photo credit to Brent Angelo/Cascadia FC.

That is the mentality that the Timbers need to take to Austin. They have to take the field on Decision Day with every intent of getting one more game at their beloved home. “I love playing at Providence Park,” Da Costa said post-game. Every player who is fortunate enough to put on a Green-and-Gold uniform knows how important it is to play at home. This is their environment, their fortress, their Cathedral as well as ours. One more night at the park. Time to go earn it. The climb continues.

Jeremy Peterman

Jeremy Peterman

Portland Timbers Writer/Reporter
Soccer City USA