Houston Dynamo-Portland Timbers Preview (3/14/26)
When your team has existed for 51 years, cliches begin to be formed. From the never-ending quest for a hat-trick to the patented early-season swoon, the Portland Timbers are full
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Stuck in Base Camp
0-5. 1-4. Those two scorelines hung over the city of Portland for almost two years. One sent the Portland Timbers into a reckoning; a season-ending disaster that appeared out of
Portland Timbers-Vancouver Whitecaps Preview (3/7/26)
The 2026 season will be defined by a lot of things. On a national scale, the World Cup and its lasting effects will be the biggest talking point. But the Portland Timbers have
A Bowl of Slop
The greatest American cultural export has to be fast food. By distilling the dining experience into basic convenience and flavors, the fast food establishment has spread across the world. When you visit a
Colorado Rapids-Portland Timbers Preview (2/28/26)
217 days have passed since the Portland Timbers’ last victory on the road. While their 1-0 win at LAFC in July seemed to be a major turning point, the Timbers failed to